April 11, 2005
Bush and Bob: Two Internationally Timeless Icons.
In a bizarre attempt to appease global contempt for his destructive policies and appointments, W is now working personally, hand in hand with community colleges to grant visas and high-paying jobs for innocent civilians of the third world!
Visas and jobs are now available for nurses, caregivers, and I.T. professionals, as well as anybody else who would like to work as a dollar-earner.
The visas are now being offered for all the great democratic nations, where freedom means spending your hard earned dollars at the mall, every freakin' weekend!
The democracies include, and are limited to: USA, UK, Australia, Canada (hey, how'd that get there, they don't have troops in Iraq) and (correct me if I'm wrong but i think that flag belongs to) New Zealand. (Hey, George, what about Poland?)
The pilot project is beginning right here in the Philippines, at the traffic-jammed corner of Del Rosario and Osmena Blvd.
It is not clear why Mr. Bush included the words "WANTED ABROAD" in his offering.
In unrelated news, there is a Bob Marley multi-cab now servicing the greater Tagbilaran area. In America, this thing would be pulled over for random searches by every sheriff on the beat. But here in the Philippines, it is likely to be filled with lime-green cellophane bag-carrying, soft-rock-loving Filipinos, fresh from a trip to the brand new, world class, escalator, elevator, air-conditioning that could freeze beer, movie theatre showing all the latest Hollywood blockbusters (which is what life in America is really like, my friend) equipped Island City Mall. No woman, no cry indeed!
(Just inform me if you would like these photos hi-res.)
Posted by dbs at April 11, 2005 03:19 PM